GFD-Luc's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Legend of Zelda: The end]

Abuse of Zelda

It's a shame to see a flash like this gets away with such a hig score. I guess it's because this is about Zelda, and we all know, Zelda scores on Newgrounds.
Basicly this flash was nothing more then 3 TRACED images 'animated' like a storyboard animation. I really wouldn't care about the traced images if it had some action between them but you can't get away with just 3 traced images and a unorginal plot...
Well, I guess you can, if you look at the score of this flash. To bad such a bad flash like this gets so overrated. All well, shit happens.

[Irish flamefart]

zieke shit

Jaja, anaal!

[Bend it Like a Knife]

LOL THAT WAS SO NOT GERMAN! :P

Hehe, this song wassn't german, it's DUTCH! Haha! And I can know it because I'm Dutch myself! And the song actually issn't that random at all, you just didn't understand a fuck of it, or so it seems because you translated it totally wrong! Hahahaha but that's what it makes this flash so funny and hilarious for me! I laughed my ass off seeing how lame and wrong you translated everything. :P But enough about the Dutch and the wrong translation, it was a pretty decent flash and funny so yeah I will vote 3 for you! ;) But don't forget, NEVER MESSUP DUTCH WITH GERMAN, BECAUSE DUTCH IS TOTALLY DIFFERENT FROM GERMAN!!!! XD

[deviantArt buddies]

Ik zit er in! :D

Grappig en leuk bedacht! en ik zit er in dus tsja dan kan ik het natuurlijk niet maken deze flash slecht te beoordelen. ;) Great job! :D

[Demon Tales Episode 1]

Yo vette shizzle!

I allready said to you what I think of this movie, so I try to keep is short. ;)
The graphics are good. Good models, really smooth and the backgrounds are okay aswell. The animation is a bit stiff sometimes but that's what you get with models, it's hard to use them properly.
Style is okay, got nothing to say about that.
Sound is good, sometimes Bill is a bit hard to understand but that's okay because you have subtitles.
Violence is good, very funny with that skull thingy!
Interactivity is just perfect, you got a perfect loadingscreen and the buttons at the bottom are very handy!
Humor is great! I allready said that.
Overal it's an awsome flash. I see the serie has potential. Keep it up! Hope to see more!

[it's america]

Haha funny flash.

Simple but funny flash! A little simple though and the graphics could be better. But I laughed to yeah good job.

PS: Al the American guys who voted low for this or even say this should be blammed just because this flash makes fun of our little country is a sad, really sad whiner.

[Foamy: Hurricane Special]

OVERRATED

First of all, it shocked me when I saw the score of this "movie", if you even dare to call this a movie. Well, let's me explain my rates.

graphics 1: just 1 picture? WTF I don't even call that a movie! So for just that single picture you get a 1 or graphics from me, which is actually allready to high I think.

Style 0: Like I said, just 1 picture and a voiceover issn't worth any style points, I knwo you could do better.

Violence 0: Because you don't actually see anything, it's quite obvious I give you a 0 for Violence:

Interactivity 0: (read Violence)

Humor 8: I gave you a 8 for humor because the whole thing what Foamy was saying was just so true and hilarious. Although it was hard to follow him sometimes.

Overall 2: Nothing special, sort of funny, but WAY OVERRATED.

[How Newgrounds Functions]

Frontpage?

No offence, but I don't think this deserved to be on the frontpage. I'm actually amazed Tom Fulp placed something like this on the frontpage while there is way better stuff here on Newgrounds which is worth to be shown on the frontpage. Let me explain this:
So sure, the idea is original, tha graphics aren't to bad, and it's all worked out very well, but the reason I think this didn't deserve all this attention it got it because it's short, boring, and way to simple. It's just a short loop which keeps going on and on and I think you could be a bit more original with the voices, because those computer voices are getting on my nerves. Maybe some people find this funny, but I don't. So yeah, this issn't really exactly a real bad flash, just a real boring and simple flash which issn't artistic and intresting enough for the frontpage. Atleast that is my opinion.

EvilBerryClock responds:

fair enough, thanks for the review

[Link vs Darklink]

GREAT START but....

if you saw my marks for you, you might wonder why my overal is so low compairing to all the other marks. Well, let me explain that for you.
It starts really grat. The idea link v.s darklink issn't really original (1 of my first flashmovies also goes about Link v.s Darklink) but atleast you gave it a little story and animated more then just a fight. The graphics are amazing and the animation is wonderfull! A perfect flash, so it sounds, don't you think? Yeah, I thought to aswell. Then Link meets Darklink and the fight begins. The action is amazing and I really liked the part where they are jumping from rock to rock. At that part I thought, hell, this movie is going to be 1 of my favorites! Then why did I gave you a low overall score? And why didn't I add your movie to my favorite-movie's list? because at this part you threw in some Dragonball Z juice... First Darklink's transformation, then the Dragonball Z music, finally the amazing fight changed into a weak Dragonball Z fight and finally, Link transforming into Oni Link in Super-sayajin style? Sorry dude, but that just sucks ass and totally ruined the whole movie which started to great.
So that's why I have you a 1 for Style and just a 5 for Overall. To bad...

[Zelda is scary]

Heey Momo!

Ik zie dat je je flash al geupload hebt! Good job! Die schreeuwende link is echt ownage! Ik stop je gelijk effe in mijn buddylist en mijn fav. animator list.
Anyway, je movie heeft potentie om op de frontpage te komen! Serieus! Ik ken Tom Fulp al lang genoeg en hij plaatst bijna elke Zelda flash die getekent is (dus geen sprites) met goede orginele humor op de frontpage!
Ik zal wel als ik jou was de preloader aanpassen, plaats er een gekleurd achtergrondje achter zodat je de witte laadblak kan zien.
Voor de rest vind ik je flash echt vet mo! ^^

Greetz your best internet buddy Luc! XD